Johoringzes Part One

I saw this at a news-stand immediately after passing through the Johor customs. I know Malaysia has tons of rip-off stuff, but this is ridiculous! It tasted exactly the same as the real deal though. Can't fault them for that.

The roadside from a Johor kopi-tiam.

Male ostrich at the ostrich farm we went to. You can tell its gender by the feather colour.

Part of the ostrich farm. This egg is left there so that people can stand on it to test its structural strength. I wonder how long it's been sitting there? If it breaks one day. Oh, the smell!

I thought this photo was quite funny and cute. Haha.

One of the ostriches that wasn't kept in a pen. You can feed it with corn from a small bowl. It splashes the corn about though. Doesn't it look like it's guffawing? Hurhur.

This was taken in the souvenir shop. I think they were being a bit too literal with the term "egg-cups" here. Lol. Kinky.

The eye of a tanked lobster. I took this after lunch at a seafood restaurant, and munching on three or four of its relatives. Sorry.

A writhing, roiling mass of carp. Took this at the pond of a fruit farm we went to see after lunch. (Edit: On hindsight, I realised that my brother took this. I used this photo instead of mine. Haha)

I'll post the rest tomorrow or something, or I'll be too zonked tomorrow. Cya.